Moving picture of six naked girls each attempting to hide their frontal nudity succeeding with the aid of strategically appearing thick black censorship bars blocking out the naughty bits from the animated gif image

Dress Us! (Interactive Video)

Man with heartburn and hot smokey burps from all the chili he scoffed down cause he was watching the girls above cause he was trying to get a peek at their naughty bits between the strategically appearing thick black censorship bars and their hands blocking his view from their frontal nudity

Animated picture of the woman that made the chili that is still pissed off cause she didn't get any cause he scoffed it all down cause he was watching the girls above cause he was trying to get a peek at their naughty bits between the strategically appearing thick black censorship bars and their hands blocking his view from their frontal nudity

Old school record player at the end of a 33 RPM record album clicking away but neither of the people above will get up to change the record cause the woman is still pissed off cause she didn't get any of the chili she made for dinner cause hubby over there scoffed it all down cause he was pre-occupied watching the girls above cause he was trying to get a peek at their naughty bits between the strategically appearing thick black censorship bars and their hands blocking his view from their frontal nudity. Hubby is still pissed off he didn't get to see any frontal nudity and now he knows he won't be seeing any, any time soon.

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The detectives that arrived to investigate the noise complaints from several neighbors in the building that said they heard an argument then just silence except for an irritating background noise of repetitive scratching and clicking sounds like at the end of a record on a record player for hours. The cops are pissed off cause they wasted their time on this call and now the donut shop is closed and they can't get donuts but they still have to file a report about the woman that made chili for a romantic dinner but her hubby scoffed it all down cause he was pre-occupied watching the girls above cause he was trying to get a peek at their naughty bits between the strategically appearing thick black censorship bars and their hands blocking his view from their frontal nudity

strange or what?

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Interactive Flash Animation

Character generator swf

Open in full screen

Animated gif image of creepy moving body made of a face thinking really hard about something

Warm Leatherette

Trent Reznor, Jeordie White, Peter Murphy

Animated picture of Levitating Girl practicing so she can get a job on the new Mag-Lev train when someone invents it in the future

Moving picture of the new Mag-Lev train inventor's floating kitty cats in training